Xhloe and Natasha present

What If They Ate The Baby & A Letter To Lyndon B Johnson or God: Whoever Reads This First

Mon 17 – Sat 29 Mar 25 60 minutes
Playbill
Skinny
Guardian
Scotsman
Stage
Three-time consecutive Fringe First Award winners Xhloe and Natasha return to London with their critically acclaimed work.
Scotsman Fringe First Award
2024, 2023 & 2022 Winners
Broadway Baby Bobby Award for Excellence
2024 Winners
‘The buzziest Fringe theatre-makers of the 2020s’
Telegraph


What If They Ate The Baby

There are three rules every housewife knows: never return a dish empty, always have dinner ready by the time he gets home, and some things are best kept under the table. After all, you never know who’s listening.

You’ve heard whispers of absent husbands? Missing children? Spaghetti recipes? Or was it scones? You just can’t trust everything you hear through the walls these days.

A queer clown reimagining of the 1950s American housewife through the lens of paranoia, surveillance, and bodily autonomy.

Highly intelligent, yet wildly entertaining.
★★★★★ Skinny
‘An absurdist masterpiece… unmissable.’
★★★★★ Everything Theatre
‘Deliciously off-kilter energy.’
★★★★ Stage

 

A Letter To Lyndon B Johnson or God: Whoever Reads This First

Boyhood is all about spit-shakes, rope swings, and playing soldiers, but only the good guys of course. Whether it’s stories around the campfire, pranks on their superior, or a prayer to their favorite president, these two scouts just want their moms to see the big strong men they’ve become.

An absurdist two-hander that blurs the lines of 1960s American Boy Scouts and drafted US Soldiers in Vietnam using clowning, physical theatre, and storytelling.

Explosive.
★★★★★ Playbill
A tightly woven masterpiece.
★★★★★ Skinny
‘Brilliantly choreographed, whip-smart and yet heart-breaking.
★★★★ Scotsman

Cast & Creatives

Xhloe Rice

Creator & Performer

Natasha Roland

Creator & Performer

Angelo Sagnelli

Lighting Designer & Technical Manager

Tickets and show dates

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Mon 17 Mar 6.45 pm
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Tue 18 Mar 6.45 pm
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Thu 27 Mar 6.45 pm
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Fri 28 Mar 6.45 pm
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Sat 29 Mar 6.45 pm
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