Airlock Theatre presents

Count Dykula

Tue 11 Feb – Sat 1 Mar 25 70 minutes
From the creators of LESBIAN SPACE CRIME and PANSEXUAL PREGNANT PIRACY comes this bone-chillingly hilarious riot and gay goth’s wet dream.

Butch loner Count Dykula loves her life, even though she’s technically dead. Her gothic castle slaps and she gets to prey upon humans who stray behind the big Asda.

But trouble looms when cultural powerhouse Scare University starts preaching “the right way to be a monster”, and the ultra-femme busty bloodsuckers being presented as the perfect vampire girlies are a far cry from the Count.

With her masculine pride hanging on by a cheap carabiner, she sets out to tear down Scare U’s human-normative regime. After all, she loves a garlic naan and can only turn into a bat after a few beers.

With more fake blood, fake boobs, and bats (real) than ever before, COUNT DYKULA is Airlock Theatre’s third big queer musical extravaganza. From the creators of LESBIAN SPACE CRIME and PANSEXUAL PREGNANT PIRACY comes this bone-chillingly hilarious riot and gay goth’s wet dream.

Praise for previous work:

'One of the funniest shows I’ve seen this year'
Always Time for Theatre
'Raucously funny'
London Pub Theatre
'Entirely inaccurate, completely shameless, and utterly delight'
All That Dazzles
'Non-stop, high-energy comedy'
A Young-ish Perceptive
'Guaranteed fun'
Theatre and Tonic
'A queer extravaganza that embraces the filthy best of panto and cabaret'
Fairy Powered Productions
'Fantastically ridiculous'
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Prices inclusive of a £1.50 restoration levy and £1.50 booking fee to Soho Theatre. This will show as a commission (cmsn) in the booking process.
Tue 11 Feb 7.00 pm
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Wed 12 Feb 7.00 pm
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Thu 13 Feb 7.00 pm
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Fri 14 Feb 7.00 pm
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Sat 15 Feb 2.30 pm
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Sat 15 Feb 7.00 pm
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Mon 17 Feb 7.00 pm
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Tue 18 Feb 7.00 pm
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Wed 19 Feb 7.00 pm
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Thu 20 Feb 7.00 pm
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Fri 21 Feb 7.00 pm
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Sat 22 Feb 2.30 pm
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Sat 22 Feb 7.00 pm
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Mon 24 Feb 7.00 pm
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Tue 25 Feb 7.00 pm
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Wed 26 Feb 7.00 pm
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Thu 27 Feb 7.00 pm
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Fri 28 Feb 7.00 pm
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Sat 1 Mar 2.30 pm
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Sat 1 Mar 7.00 pm
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