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Chloe Petts: If You Can’t Say Anything Nice

Mon 30 Oct – Sat 4 Nov 23 60 minutes
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Comedy LGBTQ+ Stand Up
Soho Downstairs – Dean Street Age Recommendation: 16+ Running time: 60 minutes
Fresh from her smash hit Edinburgh Fringe run and Soho Theatre sell-out debut, Chloe Petts returns with her follow-up hour.
‘A first show that was worth waiting for’
★★★★ The Guardian

Everyone complimented her on how polite she was with big issues in the last show so now she’s cashing in those points and plans on being really rude. Expect routines on Greta Thunberg, the footie and calling you all a bunch of virgins.

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