Go silent as I walk on. Acknowledge when something funny happens. Leave discussing dinner plans! Others will be implicated. Points will be circled and missed. Hell, it’s a man trying his best. When I visit your town dogs will start barking, as will clergy. Your microwave will go haywire. The lights in your vestibule will flicker and the Bank of England will nervously look at interest rates. On the day I write this, the pound has hit an all time low against the dollar. Mark my words. This show will break that record again and again and again.
Avalon presents
John Kearns: The Varnishing Days
Mon 19 – Sat 24 Jun 23 60 minutes
List
Skinny
Times
Soho Downstairs – Dean Street
Age Recommendation: 16+
Running time: 60 minutes
From: £20.00
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