So, just what is it that you fuckers want?

The cracks, the scars.

We are sick of being your circus dogs.

Everything you think we can’t do,
We can.
And we are not fucking sorry.


Join the Not Your Circus Dog collective in an evening of shameless sexy punk crip cabaret. With luscious lip syncs, sweaty dances and verbatim stories, have your preconceptions rattled as we take you to the edge.

Welcome to our space. You are a guest, and we are not fucking sorry.


Note: Performances of “Not F**king Sorry” will happen in a relaxed environment. There is a relaxed attitude to noise and movement in the auditorium, and we also provide a designated ‘chill-out space’ for guests who may need time away from the performance space. Ear defenders are available for those with sensory sensitivities.

Visual guides for the show will be available online in September.

For more information about access please see or contact  

Pricing and availability

Tue 29 Oct 7.00pm
£16.00 Book now
Wed 30 Oct 7.00pm
£16.00 Book now
Thu 31 Oct 2.45pm
£16.00 Book now
Thu 31 Oct 7.00pm
£16.00 Book now
Fri 1 Nov 7.00pm
£16.00 Book now
£16 £16

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