Two-time Edinburgh Comedy Award winner and four-time Chortle Award nominee John Kearns returns

Still a slave to dairy, the Gregorian calendar and Greenwich Mean Time, he is flesh and blood after all. A funny man, not for everyone of course, but remember this mustn’t be mistaken as an invite rather a heads up. Based on the theory that the most interesting places on maps are the empty spaces, John has booked a tour, stopping by at some places that look like people share hot water bottles with their landlords.

‘possibly his finest show yet, a beautiful hour of soulful stand-up.’
Time Out

The show implores you to learn lessons from your ceiling and realise Fred Astaire actually knew very well what he was doing.

Directed by Olivier winner Jon Brittain.

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Mon 25 Nov 9.30pm
Band A £14.00
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Standing £11.00
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Tue 26 Nov 9.30pm
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Wed 27 Nov 9.30pm
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Thu 28 Nov 9.30pm
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Fri 29 Nov 9.30pm
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Sat 30 Nov 9.30pm
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Mon 2 Dec 9.30pm
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Tue 3 Dec 9.30pm
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Wed 4 Dec 9.30pm
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Thu 5 Dec 9.30pm
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Fri 6 Dec 9.30pm
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Sat 7 Dec 9.30pm
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