Mon 16 – Sat 28 Dec 19 60 minutes
Deck your balls with boughs of jolly...

Fem-fresh and flaming, your three favourite barbiturate babes are back to lead you through the apocalyptic wasteland of millennial Yule in an explosion of original music, song parodies, sketches, and sexy chair dances.

Sex Shells are London’s hottest queer musical-sketch-comedy threesome. They sold out the Soho Theatre in March – and again in April. They sleighed the critics at the Edinburgh Fringe, and now they’re here to ruin Christmas. Expect plums, pearl necklaces, and the public school striptease – erections, rejections, fashion assassination – God, food allergies, global warming, chemsex, trans rights, Maggie Smith! Ahem. Expect the camp apocalypse. Oh – and straight white men? We got your backs, babez.

Oi, Dirty Carol – we’re gunna sing ya. Friggy pudding.


‘Witty lyrics and fantastic performances.’


Dr Adam Perchard is a trained opera singer and an escaped academic. An alumnus of the Oxford Revue, he starred in the Courtney Act Show on Channel 4, and plays Boris Johnson and The Undecided Voter in the smash-hit show Jonny Woo’s All Star Brexit Cabaret by Jonny Woo and Richard Thomas (Jerry Springer the Opera). Calum From Hull is the designer and visual artist behind sustainable fashion brand Returning Queen and general enfant terrible of the London cabaret scene. That Woman Rosie is a writer for stage and screen, a pianist and composer, and an ex pole-dancer. Her plays have been produced all over London and her film That Girl aired on Channel 4 last year. She has several original TV drama series in development, including a musical comedy about a troll.