Not Your Circus Dog Collective and Access All Areas present

Not F**kin’ Sorry

Tue 29 Oct – Fri 1 Nov 19 60 minutes
So, just what is it that you fuckers want?

The cracks, the scars.

We are sick of being your circus dogs.

Everything you think we can’t do,
We can.
And we are not fucking sorry.


Join the Not Your Circus Dog collective in an evening of shameless sexy punk crip cabaret. With luscious lip syncs, sweaty dances and verbatim stories, have your preconceptions rattled as we take you to the edge.

Welcome to our space. You are a guest, and we are not fucking sorry.


Note: Performances of “Not F**king Sorry” will happen in a relaxed environment. There is a relaxed attitude to noise and movement in the auditorium, and we also provide a designated ‘chill-out space’ for guests who may need time away from the performance space. Ear defenders are available for those with sensory sensitivities.

Visual guides for the show can be downloaded here

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If you identify as disabled and can’t attend the show without the support of a companion or carer, we can offer you a essential companion ticket free of charge. Companion tickets are not available online, so please call the box office on 0207 478 0100.

BSL Interpreted performance: Wed 30 Oct & Fri 1 Nov – to book your tickets for this, please contact our Box Office team directly, email, or call 0207 478 0100, option 1, or pop in to book in person – or if you are an existing captioning user, you can now book online.



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