Soho Theatre & Jonny Woo presents:

Jonny Woo’s Un-Royal Variety

Thu 13 – Sat 15 Nov 25 150 minutes
Following a seven-year hiatus, Jonny Woo’s Un-Royal Variety is back. The major London variety show that celebrates the very best of alternative comedy, cabaret and underground performance art. In its new home at Soho Theatre Walthamstow.

Jonny Woo curates and hosts this glorious punk pastiche of the classic ‘Royal Variety’ with a rocking in-house band, a dazzling dance troupe and a line-up of some of the best and wildest acts. See for yourself in the line-up below.

Band A tickets include a free drink upon arrival. 

UN-ROYAL VARIETY OFFICIAL AFTERPARTIES
FRI 14 NOV
A MAN TO PET presents: BASIC BOYS

Hold onto your wigs and harnesses, darlings – the Basic Boys are escaping Dalston and heading east for one unholy night only! The fabulous A Man To Pet is taking over with her legendary BASIC BOYS party after the show.

Born in the glitter-soaked basements of Dalston Superstore, BASIC BOYS is where East London’s queer creatures come to sweat, flirt, and dance like nobody’s judging (because everyone’s too busy posing). So grab your crop tops, your confidence, and a friend who can keep up — it’s gonna be divine, dirty, and delightfully dumb.

SAT 15 NOV
Jonny Woo’s Where’s The Lid?
Celebrate Jonny Woo’s Un-Royal Variety with Woo’s infamous Where’s The Lid? party. Princess Julia keeps the party rolling from the stage to the foyer with retro dance and electro beats, followed by the sniff-house masters Jimmy Acid and Amiiiga playing back to back poppered-up good time classics and hot-huff-hits. Woo’s gurls from the Un-Royal add colour and naughtiness keeping the party going in Un-Royal style.

Reviews

'An alternative, anarchic cabaret featuring some of the best acts currently working the circuit'
Stage
'One of the theatrical highlights of the year'
Broadway World UK

Featuring...

Jonny Woo

Creator & Host

Peaches

Jayde Adams

Myra DuBois

Dina Martina

Garry Starr

Sam Nicoresti

Lisette Krol

Special Music Guests

Ivo Dimchev

Thu 13 Nov

David McAlmont

Fri 14 Nov

Betty Boo

Sat 15 Nov

Guest Drag Acts

Bolly-Illusion

Thu 13 Nov

Mr IPM

Fri 14 Nov

Camille Leon

Sat 15 Nov

Dancers

Lottie Croucher

Choreographer

Asttina Mandella

Margo Marshall

Mimi Chanel

Orgy Hepburn

Extra

Cast & Creative Team

Jonny Woo

Creator & Host

Dr Adam Perchard

Vocalist

Fi McClucksey

Vocalist

Jordan Charles

Vocalist

Simon Ribchester/Milky

Musical Director

Reuben Cook

Producer

Giorgio Spiegelfeld

Associate Producer

Jack Cullen

Creative Consultant

The Popper Uppers

Leah Shelton

Thu 13 Nov

A Man To Pet

Fri 14 Nov

John Sizzle

Sat 15 Nov

Tickets and show dates

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Reserved seating

Discounts may be available on top prices for students, seniors, unwaged.

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Prices inclusive of a £2 restoration levy and a £2 booking fee. This will show as a commission (cmsn) in the booking process.
Fri 14 Nov 7.30 pm
Band A Band B Band C Band D
Full price Sold out £54.00 £44.00 £30.00
Members Sold out £44.00 £36.00 £30.00
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Sat 15 Nov 7.30 pm
Band A Band B Band C Band D
Full price Sold out £54.00 £44.00 Sold out
Members Sold out £44.00 £36.00 Sold out
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