After storming Walthamstow in 2025, London’s major spectacle celebrating the cream of alternative performance, comedy, dance, drag, pop music and poppers, is back.
Woo curates and hosts a glorious punk pastiche of the classic Royal Variety with a rocking in-house band, a dazzling dance troupe and a line-up of some of the best and wildest acts from Soho Theatre’s stella roster alongside Woo’s own gaggle of cult collaborators.
A dream line-up every night: Ben Welch, Bourgeois & Maurice, David Hoyle, Diane Chorley, Jayde Adams, Josh Glanc, Kemah Bob, Kitty Bang Bang, Lottie Croucher’s Maude Adams and All Those Children, Margo Marshall, and Megasquirt.
With special guests: Dairy King (Thursday), Dan Wye (Friday), Figs in Wigs (Saturday), Jeanie and The White Boys (Thursday and Saturday), Katy Baird (Thursday), Lawunda (Friday), Lynks (Friday), Mimi Chanel (Saturday), Rozalla (Friday), Sharon Le Grand (Saturday), and Steve Porters (Friday).
Here’s the small print. Line-up is subject to change. Soho Theatre Walthamstow reserves the right to add, withdraw or substitute acts at any time and if there is a change of act (headline act or supporting) no refunds are due.
