HÄUS OF DONS presents:

HOW TO FLIRT: The TED XXX-mas EDITION

Thu 14 – Sat 16 Dec 23 60 minutes
Have you been naughty or nice this year…? Well we’re about to find out AREN’T we.

Guildfordian Steve Porters (Lock Up Ur Daughters) has been on a big journey with the ladies. He’s been listenin. Learnin. Lovin.

To the committed couples…

it’s never too late to spice it up. Hoiii!

And to my Single Pringles…

DON’T PANIC. STEVE’S GOT U.

His tree may be fake. But Steve’s connection to u lot won’t be. Wheyy.

Cast & Creatives

DAISY DORIS MAY

Writer & Performer

MPILO MAY

Director

LUCY BENSON-BROWN

Producer

HÄUS OF DONS

Producer

Tickets and show dates

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Prices inclusive of a £1.50 restoration levy and £1.50 booking fee to Soho Theatre. This will show as a commission (cmsn) in the booking process.
Thu 14 Dec 10.30 pm
All Seats
Full price £18.00
Members £15.00
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Fri 15 Dec 10.30 pm
All Seats
Full price £19.00
Members £15.80
Last few
Sat 16 Dec 10.30 pm
All Seats
Full price £18.00
Members £15.00
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