Things she found down the back of the sofa and floating in her soup uninvited, things she found in the bins of the people in power, things she found in your mum’s daydreams and your dad’s secret past, things she found dusting your grandmother’s bedside cabinet (you don’t want to know), and things your uncle uploaded on YouTube in 2008 (you really don’t want to know).
Find out if something horrible you’ve done is included, and come along to the formal presentation of all horrible things found thus far. If you laugh, it’s comedy; if you don’t, it’s live art.