Berk's Nest presents:

Ding Dong Merrily Diane

Fri 19 Dec 25 120 minutes
Broadway Baby
Wee Review
Guardian
Scotsman
Fest
Priority Booking opens Wed 1 Oct 10am. General Sale opens Fri 3 Oct 10am.

It’s that time of year again, when Diane Chorley dusts off her signature pout, drags Milky and Ron off Universal Credit, and does her damndest to spread a little festive mustard on this terrifying sausage we call Earth.

For one night only, backed by her riotous band The Buffet, a sprinkling of special guests, and her arsenal of (festive) belters, she’ll say goodbye to 2025 with a swift, high-heeled boot up the jacksie.

So round up the work Christmas party, puff up that flammable turkey hat from Temu, and prepare yourself for one of the finest, most joyous celebrations of the season. Catch this cult icon before she disappears up the estuary once again!

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Prices inclusive of a restoration levy and booking fee. These are £1.50 each for Soho Theatre Dean Street and £2.00 each for Soho Theatre Walthamstow. This will show as a commission (cmsn) in the booking process.
Fri 19 Dec 8.00 pm
Band A Band B Band C Band D
Full price £37.00 £34.00 £28.00 £24.00
Members £30.40 £28.00 £23.20 £24.00
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