The Project People presents:

Alice Cockayne: Licensed. Professional. Trained. Qualified.

Wed 24 – Sat 27 Sep 25 60 minutes
Ratty wig girl. Business b*tch. Working momma. Tippy tap tap queen Alice Cockayne is back with an hour of intellectual prophecy.

Strap in for a whirlwind of pure late-night nonsense that will leave you thinking about this night for the rest of your life.

Alice is a writer and performer for BBC Radio 4’s Time of the Week. British Comedy Guide’s Top 20 shows 2023. Nominated for Best Newcomer at the ISH Edinburgh Comedy Awards.

'Late-night Fringe at its prime'
Chortle
'Character comedy at its most committed and unhinged'
LMAOnaise Comedy
'An exciting new talent'
British Comedy Guide

Tickets and show dates

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Prices inclusive of a restoration levy and booking fee. These are £1.50 each for Soho Theatre Dean Street and £2.00 each for Soho Theatre Walthamstow. This will show as a commission (cmsn) in the booking process.
Wed 24 Sep 10.30 pm
All Seats
Full price £16.00
Members £13.40
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Thu 25 Sep 10.30 pm
All Seats
Full price £18.00
Members £15.00
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Fri 26 Sep 10.30 pm
All Seats
Full price £18.00
Members £15.00
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Sat 27 Sep 10.30 pm
All Seats
Full price £18.00
Members £15.00
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