Meet Felix Chatelier, a know-nothing, home-owning reviewer who has been invited to be the head reviewer at a new fringe festival, where the hunky 6’5″ genius playwright Andrew Doherty is presenting his new show. But on arriving, he notices the quaint townsfolk are acting quite odd.
As Felix gets caught up in strange and scary happenings, he is left fighting for his life, and more importantly, his reputation, as he desperately wonders “why oh why did I only give Andrew Doherty three stars?”