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Ted Milligan: United

Thu 4 – Sat 6 Dec 25 60 minutes
Broadway World
EdFringeReview
Three Weeks
Gonzo
QR
Comedy
Soho Upstairs – Soho Age Recommendation: 16+ Running time: 60 minutes

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Crubchester United Football Club are at rock bottom: relegated to non-league. Now, purchased by a 6 year old billionaire, can the club win promotion?
‘Ted Milligan is a star.’
Rolling Stone

Join award-winning character comedian Ted Milligan for this live mockumentary following Crubchester’s fervent fans, oligarch owners and pitiful players.

Winner: Leicester Square Sketch Off 2024
Edinburgh Fringe 2025: Best Reviewed Shows British Comedy Guide

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'A masterclass in character comedy.'
Broadway World
'Charming and very funny.'
Three Weeks
'An absolutely hilarious piece of imagination.'
EdFringe Review
'Some of the hardest laughs I’ve had this year.'
Quintessential Review
'Much more involved and sophisticated than many of his peers.'
Gonzo Magazine
'Very funny, I laughed a lot.'
Guillem Balagué, BBC Sport