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Paddy Young: If I Told You I’d Have to Kiss You

Mon 10 - Sat 15 Mar 25 60 minutes
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Comedy Stand Up
Soho Downstairs – Dean Street Age Recommendation: 16+ Running time: 60 minutes
From: £18.00

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A second show has hit Paddy Young, and this time he's yearning.

You ever been so loved up you had to hit yourself over the head with a hammer to calm down?  You can’t stare at your crush but my god you can close your eyes and imagine your future together. Join him for thousands of kisses, hundreds of cuddles and the TINIEST bit of shagging.

Best Newcomer Winner
Chortle Awards 2024
Best Newcomer Nominee
Edinburgh Comedy Awards 2023

Reviews

'Bursting with energy and talent, the laugh per minute ratio is as high as they come'
Scotsman
'Young is surely on the road to stardom'
Rolling Stone
'A wildly funny hour'
Chortle
'One of British comedy's most intriguing new voices'
Independent
'A charismatic and playfully explosive show'
Fest

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Prices inclusive of a £1.50 restoration levy and £1.50 booking fee to Soho Theatre. This will show as a commission (cmsn) in the booking process.
Mon 10 Mar 9.15 pm
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Members £15.00 £17.40 £16.60
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Tue 11 Mar 9.15 pm
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Wed 12 Mar 9.15 pm
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Thu 13 Mar 9.15 pm
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Fri 14 Mar 9.15 pm
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Full price £20.00 £23.00 £22.00
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Sat 15 Mar 9.15 pm
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