Edinburgh Comedy Award winner Sam Simmons is back with the world premiere of his brand new show for Christmas.

What is you?
What is me?
When have I been all your life?

Come witness the miracle birth of the baby Greg*

So wrap a biro in sausage meat and let’s sit around the open pug while we raise a warm mug of yoghurt to Greg.

*Gregs change nightly

Oh, and don’t forget to give a hot boiled egg to the bus driver and pop a radish up your arse on Gregmas Eve.

All killer no filler let’s go fuck a caterpillar.

One man’s quest to touch it heaps.


WINNER: 2015 Edinburgh Comedy Award for Best Show
WINNER: 2015 Barry Award for Best Show, Melbourne Comedy Festival


Captioned performance: Wed 19 Dec – to book your tickets for this, please contact our Box Office team directly, email  box1@sohotheatre.com, or call 0207 478 0100, option 1, or pop in to book in person.

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