Spring/Summer Theatre 2019
Award-winning new writing from some of the most exciting playwrights on the scene today
Edinburgh Comedy Award winner Sam Simmons is back with the world premiere of his brand new show for Christmas.
What is you?
What is me?
When have I been all your life?
Come witness the miracle birth of the baby Greg*
So wrap a biro in sausage meat and let’s sit around the open pug while we raise a warm mug of yoghurt to Greg.
*Gregs change nightly
Oh, and don’t forget to give a hot boiled egg to the bus driver and pop a radish up your arse on Gregmas Eve.
All killer no filler let’s go fuck a caterpillar.
One man’s quest to touch it heaps.
WINNER: 2015 Edinburgh Comedy Award for Best Show
WINNER: 2015 Barry Award for Best Show, Melbourne Comedy Festival
Captioned performance: Wed 19 Dec – to book your tickets for this, please contact our Box Office team directly, email email@example.com, or call 0207 478 0100, option 1, or pop in to book in person.
‘Once again Sam Simmons is the hottest ticket in town.'
'The laughs come by the second.'
'Weird and wonderful stuff, very superior, very comic fodder indeed.’
‘A phenomenally good stand-up.’