Edinburgh Comedy Award winner Sam Simmons is back with the world premiere of his brand new show for Christmas.

What is you?
What is me?
When have I been all your life?

Come witness the miracle birth of the baby Greg*

So wrap a biro in sausage meat and let’s sit around the open pug while we raise a warm mug of yoghurt to Greg.

*Gregs change nightly

Oh, and don’t forget to give a hot boiled egg to the bus driver and pop a radish up your arse on Gregmas Eve.

All killer no filler let’s go fuck a caterpillar.

One man’s quest to touch it heaps.

 

WINNER: 2015 Edinburgh Comedy Award for Best Show
WINNER: 2015 Barry Award for Best Show, Melbourne Comedy Festival

 

Captioned performance: Wed 19 Dec – to book your tickets for this, please contact our Box Office team directly, email  box1@sohotheatre.com, or call 0207 478 0100, option 1, or pop in to book in person.

Pricing and availability

Mon 10 Dec 9.15pm
Band A £16.00
Band B £15.00
Band C £14.00
Standing £13.00
Last few
Tue 11 Dec 9.15pm
Band A £15.00
Band B £14.00
Band C £13.00
Standing £12.00
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Wed 12 Dec 9.15pm
Band A £17.00
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Band C £12.00
Standing £11.00
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Thu 13 Dec 9.15pm
Band A £19.00
Band B £17.00
Band C £14.00
Standing £13.00
Last few
Fri 14 Dec 9.15pm
Band A £22.00
Band B £20.00
Band C £17.00
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Sat 15 Dec 9.15pm
Band A £23.00
Band B £21.00
Band C £18.00
Standing £17.00
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Mon 17 Dec 9.15pm
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Tue 18 Dec 9.15pm
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Wed 19 Dec 9.15pm
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Thu 20 Dec 9.15pm
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Fri 21 Dec 9.15pm
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Sat 22 Dec 9.15pm
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Thu 27 Dec 9.15pm
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Fri 28 Dec 9.15pm
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Sat 29 Dec 9.15pm
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Wed 2 Jan 9.15pm
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Thu 3 Jan 9.15pm
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Fri 4 Jan 9.15pm
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Sat 5 Jan 9.15pm
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