Sizing up what counts.

Mind and body pulled apart, pushed by bad luck and mishandled by a world that sees her as nothing more than a face, body and a set of measurements. A wildly funny revealing experience of a model, the invasion of her body and the thoughts that haunt her.


‘Fantastic performance and writing by Kaarina Kendall.’
Audience review


A grotesquely comedic horror story that holds hands with your inner voice.


Note: Contains strong language, flashing lights, sexual nature, medical description.

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