Love latex and hate the patriarchy? Pour a drink, ditch the leash, and come revel in this twisted rehashing of the vintage sexism that drives how we live and love and fight and f*ck.

Absurdist lip-synch meets high-camp performance art in this pop-fuelled critique of sexual politics in the age of implied consent. Nothing is sacred as psycho-siren Leah Shelton trawls through a Pandora’s box of ancient myths, porn, pop-culture, instructional records and revenge movie heroines.
Welcome to the doghouse.

Beware. This Bitch bites.


‘an all-guns blazing, brute force demolition of sexual politics.’
★★★★★ Gutter Culture


Created by Leah Shelton (Terror Australis, La Clique, Little Death Club) and directed by UK performance art royalty Ursula Martinez.


NOTE: This performance contains a strobe effect


This project is supported by the Queensland Government through Arts Queensland and the Australian Government through the Australia Council for the Arts, its arts funding and advisory body.

Developed through residencies at Brisbane Powerhouse, AU and The Marlborough Pub & Theatre, Brighton UK.


Leah Shelton

Creator / Performer


Ursula Martinez


Daniel Evans

Conceptual Collaborator

Kenneth Lyons

Sound Designer

Jason Glenwright

Lighting Designer

Leah Shelton

Costume & Set Designer

Saffron Benner


Liesel Zink

Choreographic Collaborator

Christine Felmingham

Stage Production Manager

Hugh Parker

Voiceover (recording by Guy Webster)

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